Dark Knight Romance: Cat-Tales by Chris Dee
“She was there last
Alfred didn’t need to ask
who. There was only one ‘She’ in the manor or the cave these days. If you
meant Harley Quinn or Wonder Woman or Lois Lane you said so.
“A not unexpected
development, sir. You said yourself she could hardly pass up feline icons made
“It was bad. She was so
flippant and I was so angry with her,
with not being able to make her understand—I nearly hit her.”
you’ve traded blows before, sir.”
“I’ve done my job, Alfred. I’ve never… lost my temper. Not with her. But then, well,
Cat-Tales #2: Normal
Cat-Tales is the real story, a Dark Knight
romance series by Chris Dee.
Let’s say nearly everything you’ve ever read in a comic book is
wrong. The identities are correct: Bruce Wayne is the Dark
Knight, the Caped Crusader, the Batman, Selina Kyle is
Catwoman. They live in Gotham City. The rest is all exaggeration, distortion, and often the
outright lies of a sensationalist tabloid called The Gotham Post, otherwise
known as DC Comics.
Cat-Tales Dark Knight Romance tells the truth behind that fiction, revealing characters
that are more complex and fully-human than anyone thought possible.
Heart-stopping romance, side-splitting humor, and poignantly understated
tragedy, it’s all here: the man inside the Bat, the woman within the Cat,
the life between the panels, the truth behind the masks.
Read the Newest Tale
The Engagement Party:
Mr. Randolph Larraby III and Ms. Gladys Ashton-Larraby request the pleasure of your company in honour of Mr. Bruce Wayne and Miss Selina Kyle... This is really happening. The march down the aisle begins.