Best of Cat-Tales  by Chris Dee

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Best Comedy Tales Best Dramas Best Bruce and Selina
Riddle Me-Tropolis:
Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham City, and really, who can blame him?

World's Finest:  Red Cape, Big City
Magic, Madness and Murder, three things Batman hates most. They arrive in a single night, and Clark Kent is coming into Gotham Tomorrow. This cannot end well.  

Comedy of Errors: Somehow the Rogues got the idea that Bruce Wayne is engaged to Selina Kyle. This cannot end well.

Something Old
Joker's back. But it's Alfred's arch-enemy, Anatole who may be the greater cause for concern…

Déjà Vu All Over Again:
Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?

Napoleon's Plan:
"Ubu!  Apprise the Pit-Stirrers that the Demon's Head shall present himself for the Mergulho al Ghul at the eve of the next moon."

Highland Games:  Life goes on after Hell Month: but if Selina DID move in with Bruce Wayne, what would become of her rent controlled penthouse on the park?

Women Lacking ComplexityThe Women of Gotham… and the men they confuse.

An Iceberg Tale:  Making your way in Gotham today takes everything you got…

00000-001:
A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

Polishing Silver 
The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth

Identity Element: 
A Hell-Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham

Not My Kink:
Five weeks.  Catwoman is no crimefighter.  Never has been.  Never will be.  She just has to get through these next five weeks.

Armchair Detective:
Some nights, you get to swing across the city on a silken batline…  Other times, you have to sit and exercise the little gray cells.

Go Rin No Sho:  The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a live-in girlfriend?

The Gotham Rogues Falcone, Bane. You don't trash their dreams without consequences, even if you're The Gotham Rogues.

 

 

 

Bruce and Selina's relationship are the heart and soul of the series, and there are jewel-like little scenes tucked into stories that don't scream exactly "A BRUCE WAYNE/SELINA KYLE ROMANCE."  I am still accepting suggestions. 

Vault
The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina… or Swiss banking.

Go Rin No Sho:  The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a live-in girlfriend?

Cattitude:  "Selina had no 'origin' in the sense of one defining moment that made her Catwoman…. but she hadn't sprung out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit."

Perennials:
No Two-Face?  No Harley Quinn?  Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy…

String Theory:
That's not an infinite crisis…  This is an Infinite Crisis.

Awkward Pauses
A Cat Tale and Twofaced Tale told in parallel.

Déjà Vu All Over Again:
Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?

Normal
After REPUTATION Bruce & Selina try to make sense out of their relationship.

Trick or Treat: Halloween at an Exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit.

Wayne Rises: What's past is prologue.

Best Tales Based on a Comic Book Best Original Stories Best Character Tales
Identity Element: 
A Hell-Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham

Blueprints: 
After the Gotham After Dark Fundraiser, every rogue in Gotham is up the river. That must be good news for Batman, right? RIGHT?

Trophies:  from the Latin tropaeum, a prize, memento, or monument to an enemy's defeat.   Of course in the Batcave, it might mean something else.

String Theory:
That's not an infinite crisis…  This is an Infinite Crisis.

A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation
The stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand.

The Gotham Post:
Once a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same.  Wait til you see what happens this time…

Cattitude:  "Selina had no 'origin' in the sense of one defining moment that made her Catwoman…. but she hadn't sprung out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit."

00000-001:
A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

World's Finest:  Red Cape, Big City
Magic, Madness and Murder, three things Batman hates most. They arrive in a single night, and Clark Kent is coming into Gotham Tomorrow. 

War of the Poses:
All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...

SecretsHoudini's Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham.  Riddler wants it, curses be damned, and so does Zatanna.

Armchair Detective:
Some nights, you get to swing across the city on a silken batline…  Other times, you have to sit and exercise the little gray cells.

Vault
The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina… or Swiss banking.

Best Joker Tale:

Don't Fear the Joker:
Scarecrow is the fear rogue. Everybody knows that. What if he realizes he's not the one they're afraid of?

Best Ra's al Ghul Tale:

Demon's in the Details:
Ra's al Ghul.  Atlantis.  Batman... What could possibly go wrong?

Best Two-Face Tale:

I Believe in Harvey Dent
Sooner or later, everyone has to face the past

Best Poison Ivy Tale:

Perennials:
No Two-Face?  No Harley Quinn?  Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy…

Best Riddler Tales:

Riddle Me-Tropolis:
Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham City, and really, who can blame him?

The Gotham Rogues Falcone, Bane. You don't trash their dreams without consequences, even if you're The Gotham Rogues.

 

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