Women Lacking Complexity by Chris Dee
Summary: The Women of Gotham... and the men they confuse.
Review: Ladies and Gentlemen: presenting, the matchup for the new war in
Gotham. In this corner! What is arguably one of the least complex women ever
to walk the earth! Empowered with simple common sense on her side, Selina
Kyle #crowd cheers!# And in this corner! A walking demonstration of genius
and ineptitude, a staggering statistical anomoly where logic is concerned,
and empowered by the sheer force of bat-powered-temer! Presenting: Bruce
Wayne! #Crowd cheers# Those who have been following the endless round of
combat between these fighters, will find it apparent that every time they
get closer somehow, it is followed by a panicked, combat reaction. Obviously
a throwback from all those years spent flirting on a rooftop, followed by
hours of them telling themselves: 'But we're still enemies!'
This unbelievable thing happened. This thing that violated all the rules of
the game. The rule is: They get closer, they panic, they fight, they make
the fight into Batman and Catwoman. So far, they've done that, but then this
thing happened.
Cat-Tales by
Chris Dee