The first cases came the next day. By midday, the hospitals
in Gotham were bringing in dozens of reports. Weakness, debilitation,
strenuous breathing, and swollen lymph nodes…
Bruce hadn’t surfaced, so I was in the
kitchen, chatting with Alfred while he prepared lunch. We heard it first
over an old-fashioned radio Alfred sometimes turned on while he worked. He
had a great love of peace and silence, it was true, but when he was alone or
in an informal environment Alfred frequently read books and journals,
listened to the radio, or watched those news networks he considered to have
retained some dignity and truth in an age where the media were ‘increasingly
sustaining themselves on sensationalism and distortion’. Anyone who thought
a butler by definition was so insular that he was only concerned with the
world of the household he tended to had never really known one. I’d always
found Alfred to be as well-informed as he was well-educated, and he made
every effort to keep tabs on the world at large, not only for his own sake,
but for the effect it had on Master Bruce and his work – his day job and
his night.
We were talking about the Catitat felines and the
deplorable state of worldwide poaching, when Alfred interrupted me with a
quiet “Miss Selina” and reached past me to turn the volume up. As the report
droned on and the smiles faded from our faces, Alfred silently opened the
fridge and slid the antipasto platter he’d been preparing onto the second
shelf. I nodded at him gratefully, and headed straight for the cave, with
those two awful words repeating over and over in my head.
Black Plague.
Bruce was staring at the console with a hard, unwavering
glare when I came in. It was unusual for him to be down in the cave this
much in the daylight hours - but this wasn’t the usual case. I watched his
face, all those little twitches along the jaw and between the brows - the
sign of that great steel-trap mind gnawing away at a problem. Dead serious. Dead sexy.
If only I was in the mood to enjoy it.
“Bruce.” I murmured - “I checked the Rogue grapevine,
Jonathan’s out, some rich Ukrainian second cousin offered him board and a
job.”
“Where. When.” Bruce graveled, still staring at the lab
reports he’d copied from the quarantine office - the only surviving results
of the tests on the captured rats.
I scowled at him, but I resisted the urge to prop my booted
toe against the back of his caped shoulders. He wasn’t being a Bat-jerk; he
was focused, committed, and today he had a damn good reason. Under all that
intensity he was just as scared as I was.
That was one of the things that very few people knew about
Batman. It was obvious, really, but nobody really saw it save myself,
Alfred, and the Bat-family. Sometimes even we forgot, got lost in awe of him
and missed the vulnerability revealed, not obscured, by that raging black
mask.
Someone who used fear so powerfully was doing so not
because he was immune to it but because he was driven by it. Not just by the
echoes of the fear of that horrible night that took his happy life away, but
by the fear he felt every time Joker broke out of Arkham, every time an
Oracom alert came up, every time he was on patrol and heard a gunshot or
someone scream in an alley. The fear that if he failed, if he slipped, if he
compromised, bad things would happen, people would get hurt and people would
die.
Sometimes he did slip. Sometimes people did die. Frankly, I
would never, ever consider any of those deaths to be on Batman’s head. He
did everything humanly possible and plenty of things that shouldn’t be to
save people and stop crime. But I knew that, when it happened, he took that
weight anyway.
“You might want to look at me when you’re grunting at me,
honey.” I chided him gently. “It’s the Danesti Institute for Botanical
Research and Environmental Resources. Crane's been hired as a research
chemist.” I normally wouldn’t have looked into it that deeply, but Bruce
needed the headspace, and though it still vaguely grated on me to be running
errands for the Batman, I couldn’t pretend this was about us. This was
someone ramming a 40,000 deadweight tonne cargo freighter full of plague
rats into Gotham harbor. It was ugly already and going to get uglier by the
day, and we were, for once, entirely on the same side of the moral soccer
team. This had to be stopped and Bruce needed me.
Something about it bothered me. The whole thing. It was
strikingly familiar, reminding me of something that felt like it should have
been blitheringly obvious but was just out of reach. I hated déjà vu. And
oddly enough, I had the impression that Bruce under the cowl was fighting
that same sense of maddening familiarity.
“It’s not enough.” he graveled, but it ended in a sigh.
“I’m sorry, Bruce. I didn’t really get time to look into it
deeper.”
“The plague,” he said, distractedly - “It doesn’t fit. Bubonic Plague is easily cured in the modern industrialized world. There
won’t be an epidemic out of this. It’s just not enough, it’s pointless. It
won’t achieve anything. If it was Ebola, S.A.R.S, something that’s made
recent headlines, something that would do more than just spread panic…”
He’d already ruled out Scarecrow as the master architect,
though he seemed to think he might still have a hand in it somewhere. That
meant we needed to expand our options.
“Maybe we’re dealing with someone new. An outsider? Maybe
an old-world hairdo like Ra’s who doesn’t keep up with the times?”
Bat-glare. I knew he didn’t like it when I mocked his
feared, immortal nemesis, which was precisely why I did it. Ra’s was a
hairdo and he should damn well know it.
“No, Selina. The destruction of the logs, the break-in at
the lab, the scuttling of the ship. Each event was timed to leave the
investigators with the information the perpetrator wanted them to have, and
nothing more. That suggests a familiarity with operational
procedures, or someone who did his - or her - homework.”
“’Her’, huh?” I couldn’t hold back the smirk. “Well you’re
not thinking of Harley or Roxy Rocket so I think this is about the part
where I tell you that Danesti Botanical Institute is where Pammy does her
garden shopping.”
“……..”
“You can thank me anytime. Preferably when this is all
wrapped up and you’ve got time to thank me properly.”
“………”
“Seriously,
a nice dinner and a warm bubble bath for two would do me just as well as a
shopping trip to Paris.”
“………”
Still no
answer. I couldn’t figure out if he was going to smile or scowl. “Woof?”
Then he was out of his chair, his eyes were smouldering
right before my own, and he touched my chin with a fingertip as he drew
close.
“I promise, Kitten.” He rumbled, and pressed his lips to
mine. The moment was perfectly delicious. Naturally, Psychobat had to ruin
it.
“You should go have a prowl.” He murmured as he drew away,
and gave a cocky wink that would’ve been par for the course for the Fop, but
was utterly bizarre in the cape and cowl. “I’ll handle the detective
work from here. Don’t wait up.” He paused, and added more seriously – “No,
not a prowl. A holiday. Head out to the Catitat, take the Gatta for a
run. On second thought, Lois and Clark could use the company. Take Alfred
with you, Wayne One to Metropolis. Just until this has blown over.”
I froze. Oh he did not just - Dismissed? It
didn’t sound like Psychobat speaking, but the subtext was there. He was
sending the little lady out of harm’s way so he could concentrate on his
Serious Business. Ignoring the fact that I’d brought him vital intel,
brainstormed the case with him, that I was offering, without even being
asked, to work with him side by side on this one. Ignoring that I had real
skills and resources that I was laying on the table for him to use, no
strings attached. Totally ignoring the fact that I was Catwoman.
He didn’t mean it that way, of course. I could understand
his need to be free of any and all distractions to focus on this case, and a
biological threat like the Plague could hit anyone regardless of their
capabilities. He was worried about me and he wanted me to be safe. It was
the way he worded it, the subtle emphasis on the word detective more
so than the tired excuses to get me out of town, which grated on my nerves. Still, I wasn’t going to turn it into some childish spat or trudge out the
old Cat-Bat animosity. The case was too serious for that. There was a much
more constructive way to prove to him that the World’s Greatest Detective
could use my help.
I smiled and nodded. “That’s sweet of you, honey, but I’m
not going to skip town just so you can breathe easier, plague or no plague.”
Just enough Cattitude to let him know I was offended without clueing him in
too soon to how deeply. I turned and strolled out of the cave, letting him
overhear my words just as I slipped out -
“A prowl, though. I think I could go for that.”

I took that prowl later. I needed it. Working with Bruce
was great and I had to admit that being able to get that close to all that
Bat-intensity without necessarily needing stitches for it like the old days
was yummy. The detective work and clue-chasing was growing on me, like a
ball of intellectual yarn just waiting to be pounced on and batted at until
it unraveled. Finally, we had a case we could work on together without
treading on Catwoman’s independence or my connections with the Rogues in the
process. It had me worked up, excited, ready to do business with Batman that
felt like we were partners, not as if I was temping as a surrogate
Bat-operative, or worse, his pet spy in the enemy ranks.
Then he’d brushed me off. Don’t wait up. Go to Metropolis
with Alfred. It was sweet of him to want to protect the people he cared
about, but I wasn’t scared of catching the Plague, and he’d gone about it
the wrong way.
I was a smart woman. I might not be Batman’s equal at
detective work the way I matched him - or outmatched him, let’s be frank -
in other areas, like stealth, breaking and entering, and kicking his
gorgeous butt on a rooftop at midnight, but I was enough on par with him to
follow his trains of thought (with the possible exception of excessive
science-geek-babble). I had insights that wouldn’t necessarily occur to him,
and he appreciated them. That kiss, the love and admiration in his eyes, had
proven it. Why had he immediately gone on to try to cut me out again?
Kitty wasn’t happy, and she had an answer to it. I’d strike
out on my own, and find out what was really going on and who was behind it
before Batman did. I’ll admit it was a little petulant. But if I beat him to
the punch, it would prove my point and it would save valuable time
and energy for Bruce that might, in turn, save lives. Win-Win situation,
really.
But it was still irritatingly close to being
‘crime-fighting’, and Catwoman’s tolerance for being cooped up in a
guano-smelling cave tapping at a keyboard while scowling intensely was
thinner than the Bat’s. Cats are, of course, curious, but we like to be
active about it. All that meticulous planning isn’t feline at all. We snoop,
we prowl, we spy, we play it by ear, we butt our little wet noses in where
they shouldn’t be and we look damn good doing it. The Egyptians were clued
into the fact that cats are great big know-it-alls and they also knew that
unlike owls and foxes and all those other creatures that are supposed to be
mysteriously wise and clever, we knew things because we bothered to go sniff
them out first-hand.
By the time Oracle and Batman had given themselves
eyestrain discerning between them that the several hundred tons of topsoil
had been delivered to several different companies - Drachenskind
Pharmaceuticals, Corvinus research laboratories, Danesti botanical
institute, White Knight industrial supplies - and that they were all owned
by offshore interests, many of them European, with obscure ties to
aristocracy - Catwoman had enjoyed a pleasant chat with a plump, talkative
delivery supervisor who turned out to be a huge fan of the Cat Tales show,
observed a very in-depth conversation between a pretty blonde lab technician
and her cheeky college-age intern from the comfort of the outside of their
tenth storey window, and had an even more cheerful chat with a sleazy
black-market goods courier, whom she had persuaded with her whip around his
neck and her boot in his ribs to tell her everything he didn't know.
From these I’d gleaned that Drachenskind was owned by
someone named Graf Ordog, Corvinus by a Marquis DeLaempri, Danesti by a guy
named Volkoslak. He was Russian or Serbian as far as any of his employees
knew. White Knight was run by a poorly-known Arabian sheik named Al-Daruc. Nobody working at any of the companies had ever met their employers in
person, which was understandable, as they were all based overseas.
That was where it went suddenly cold. All of them had been
in business for between ten and twenty years. Legitimate business, even the
sales to Pammy were on the books. They weren’t covers for anything. They had
no connection to anything illegal whatsoever, not so much as a management
exec with gambling debts.
The only thing they had in common was the clue - they’d all
been receiving shipments of soil samples from Eastern Europe for several
months now. Those shipments hadn’t been used on site, however. They’d been
sent to the various companies, signed off on, and picked up by deliverymen
to be sent, allegedly, to a selection of warehouses. Only nobody at
Corvinus, Drachenskind or the others knew the addresses. None of them had
ever seen the stock after that, or visited the storage places in person. And
I couldn’t find a warehouse in town that had anything resembling Eastern
European soil samples stored there.
Again, the twinge of familiarity. It was bugging the hell
out of me. What was I missing?
The annoyance was starting to eat away at the glow of fun
from the evening’s play. And as much as it would make me smile to be able to
bounce back into the Batcave and triumphantly drop all this fresh evidence
into Bruce’s lap, there was every likelihood he and Oracle would have come
this far between them and then it’d be his turn to be smug. I couldn’t have
that. I needed a trump card before I could go to him. I needed to know
exactly what Pammy - or whoever - was up to, before he did.
I stared at the names of companies again. Drachenskind was
German for something like ‘Dragon’s child’ and Corvinus - Latin for ‘crow’,
and Crane was out again. It was Halloween. Jonathan hadn’t sent his
invite, Bruce hadn’t found any evidence he was planning anything, and he was
out now…and working for Danesti.
God damnit.
White Knight didn’t ring any bells, unless it was meant to
be the opposite of Dark Knight. Or an obscure winter reference and Freeze
was tangled in this. Freeze? Now I was really grasping at straws.
Pammy wouldn’t work with any of them closely. She was far
too uppity and selfish, and they were all male, and unlikely to slip up and
let her green them into servitude. And if she had them greened, they
wouldn’t have the mental faculties to organize something of this complexity. None of this stuff had any of her hallmarks - but Danesti, she was involved
with them, so was Scarecrow, and now the botanical supplies…
Sighing, I turned to the names of the employers themselves. Ordog, Volkoslak - I didn’t know what those meant. Russian, Romanian, Czech?
DeLaempri sounded French, but wasn’t, and I had no idea where the Arab sheik
could possibly fit. The only thing that connected them were those boxes of
earth.
Something clicked.
I found myself pressing my cell phone to my ear.
:::What is at home in darkness but basks in firelight, and
calls only when she has something to say?:::
:::Meow. Hi Eddie.:::
:::It’s good to hear your voice, Selina. Crane’s out.:::
:::I heard. Wanna have a little pre-Halloween get together
to take your mind off it?:::
:::Riddle me this: if a black cat brings bad luck, does a
purple cat bring good?.:::
:::You’re about to find out.:::

Pamela Isley stalked down the hall of Danesti Institute for
Botanical Research and Environmental Resources. It was one of the few truly
‘green’ laboratories in Gotham, at least by Pamela’s definition, because it
supported research into genetic enhancements for plants - strengthening them
against parasites and pollution, trying to isolate the genes for quick
growth to ensure trees that would swiftly populate the lands grievously
stripped by the forestry industry. That kind of work would never be
preferable to cutting out the human infection at its source, but it would
help. So, she had taken interest. She had purchased from them. They did not
know to what use she had put their botanical specimens - they did not need
to know.
It was most like a Goddess, she decided, to elect when and
to whom to impart wisdom and knowledge.
But now, as she had come for her purchase, the owner of the
laboratory, apparently visiting from overseas, wished to see her. Why he had
invited her to join him in his office was unknown; perhaps this man - though
he was just a man - shared her vision of a world where flora would no longer
be brutalized by the stupid and the greedy. Perhaps that was the reason for
his magnanimous choice of a research field - perhaps he would recognize her
for the authority she was, and offer himself and his resources to further
her goals. If she wanted to, of course, she could make him see that anyway -

Starbucks was risky simply because it was public, and with
the Black Plague apparently striking Gotham, anywhere public suddenly felt
dangerous and exposed. The news had broken by evening and there were few
people on the streets, and those who were out were wearing white surgical
masks - which might help with the pneumonic variant, but would hardly
protect them from plague fleas.
But Starbucks, though nearly empty, was where Eddie and I
sat, sipping our coffees, while the girl behind the counter watched us
nervously.
“YES, WAR FROZE CREVICE.”
“Eddie, c’mon, it’s been a long day.”
He chuckled. “Selina, I just can’t see it. Ivy might
tolerate Freeze but she can’t stand Scarecrow, and he wouldn’t work with
someone who was immune to his fear toxin.”
“He didn’t try did he?!”
“Oh he did. Once. As you can imagine, it was once only.”
“Twit.” I sighed over my coffee - “But, seriously, Eddie,
we’re in trouble here. There has to be something linking all these companies
and we're running out of time to find out what.”
“Don’t you feel bad that we’re essentially meddling in what
is probably the biggest rogue scheme in three years running?”
“I would, if it weren't going way the hell too far -
spreading a contagion in Gotham city? That killed a third of Europe the last
time it was loose? Who the hell do they think they are?”
Eddie bit his lip on a thought that was probably you're
sounding like him, you know, because it would do far more harm than
good. I knew what he was thinking, but I didn’t call him on it. This time.
His finger tapped against his lip. “What about the shipping
company?”
“Hunyadi international shipping. Black Sea, departed from
Varna.”
“Varna.”
“Got something?”
Eddie narrowed his eyes. He tapped his fingertip on the
list of names laid on the table, with a ring of brown coffee slowly
spreading to stain it. “...”
Then he started laughing. It was a strange, sickened little
sound. “Oh that's just too ridiculous.”
“What?”
“A derelict ship, bound from Eastern Europe through an
ominous thunderstorm, crashes dramatically into the harbour, nobody on
board, bearing a mysterious cargo of earth-filled boxes and pestilent
rats...madness, death and darkness spread in its wake. Does this sound
familiar?”
“Yes, and that's what's been driving me
furniture-scratching mad. It sounds like some corny old horror
flick-”
A thought started congealing in my head even as Eddie,
hysterical smirk in place, pulled out a pair of scissors with a flourish and
started furiously snipping at the paper. I watched, curiously, as he began
to rearrange the letters.
I had it almost as soon as he began.
L-A-E-M-P-R-I
A-L-D-A-R-U-C
I sucked in a breath.
“You are fucking kidding me.”

She found him sitting in the dark. There was no-one else in
the building at this hour; no secretaries to serve him coffee, no research
staff puttering around in their labcoats. Just him, sitting in his office,
behind the desk, with all the lights off.
“Good evening, Ms Isley.”
The voice was a silken baritone with a delicious, if very
faint accent that masked a kind of metallic harshness just below it. Pamela
felt a tingle pass up her spine - something that very, very rarely came over
her in a man's presence. It was something she felt last clasped in Harvey's
arms, staring into the ruined beauty of his face -
A scowl spoiled her beautiful brow, and she didn't like
that she felt one there. She didn't like this feeling at all, because it was
mingled with a deep, gut-instinct repulsion that didn't stem from her
general hatred of humanity and its male population in particular.
“Please, sit, and drink.” A white hand swept in smooth, if
somewhat theatrical gesture to the bottle of wine laid upon the desk - no, a
dinner table, in an office - and the single glass that had already been
filled - “You must excuse that I do not join you. It is not my custom to
partake.”
When someone offered you wine but excused themselves from
it in Rogue circles, there was a certain assumption made. But if he knew the
first thing about her, he wouldn't even think about it - would he?
She watched his face. He was old, elderly even, but
handsome in a “distinguished” kind of way, and she found it hard to place
just how old he was. He had a thin, hard, hawkish face, the face of a man
around forty, perhaps, but his hair and moustache - both of them long,
flowing, their style probably last fashionable in the 1500s - were white as
snow. Not her type. Yet, she found it hard - found it took an actual force
of her considerable will - to pull her gaze from his eyes.
With an expression like a fox sliding its leg out of a
steel trap, free, but with its strength still sapping away, she put up her
haughty visage and reminded herself that she was a goddess, and no
smooth-talking man would be allowed to take away even a shred of her
dignity.
“I prefer to stand. It gives the proper perspective to
those I deal with.” She purred, narrowing her eyes at him. “I assume you
have called me here to speak of business?”
Part of her was tempted to drink the wine with a smile,
hoping that this smug snake really was trying to poison her - so she could
see his face when it failed. But she wouldn’t deign to drink something so
brutally squeezed out of harvested grapes. The bastard had to know that. He
was mocking her. She was sure of it.
“Of course.” She watched the white hands fold - saw the
white angles of his face half-draped in shadow. “I have a great need of you,
Ivy. You are much more in person than I had hoped for. You are unique. Your
beauty, your strength, your unusual abilities...you possess everything that
the women of the past were lacking.”
Flattery was a language Ivy never quite tired of, though
the man spoke it too simply for her like, without groveling or
self-debasement. She could fix that.
She swayed gently toward him, placing one delicate hand on
the table, leaning over to smile at him and give him a generous view of what
would never be his... “Why, you sweet man. You know how to charm a lady. I
bet you have lots of little dolls lined up to hang off your arm and keep
your bed warm.” She lifted a fingertip to trace his jaw, in a motion that
might have been mistaken for a friendly tease, were it not so lingering, so
deliberate - “ But can you handle a woman like me? I know already what the
answer is, but I challenge you to be man enough to find out.”
She noted with an odd detachment how cold his skin was. The
moonlight filtering in from the window did things to his eyes, gave them a
reflective gleam, like a cat's, save tinted inexplicably red.
He smiled. His lips, too, they were unusually red, but the
teeth behind were stark, icy white.
“I accept your challenge, my dear. But I wonder. Are you
prepared for the consequences?”
Consequences? Was he daring to threaten her? She smiled. He'd find out what 'consequences' meant.
She draped a fragrant arm over his shoulder, leaned closer
- and spritzed him.
He didn't flinch. His breathing, his body temperature, his
heartbeat remained exactly as they had since she had entered the room -
nonexistent.
Poison Ivy sucked in a breath and her eyes flew wide.
In the dark, he grinned razors.
“No-”
He was out of the chair, his face dissolving instantly from
faintly predatory to snarling, wolven - the red eyes wide, the red lips
twisted around white teeth - the canines - he was a blur of white and black
striking her body like a freight train, hurling them both against the closed
door. Ivy couldn't scream; her face froze in shock.
Pain shot into her throat; two white-hot pinpoints that
seemed to embed and burn forever.

To be continued…
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