Nothing said “Godfather” like a big mob wedding.
Carmine Falcone was Roman, literally. He tried to pass
off his nickname as a positive. Frank Pentangelli in The Godfather:
“The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire.” The romance of that Hollywood
Cosa Nostra: “You were around the old timers who dreamed up how the
families should be organized, how they based it on the old Roman Legions and
called them 'Regimes'... with the 'Capos' and 'Soldiers’…'”
The reality was very different. Other bosses were from
Sicily or Naples. They had alliances with Palermo. They could borrow
soldati for special jobs. Men with absolute personal loyalty—Old World
loyalty that spanned generations—men committed to them personally because
they were the sons of soldiers who had served the father of the capo that served
the father of the underboss that served the father of the Don who was sending
them to America. When men with those connections spoke of “The Roman,” it
wasn’t a term of respect. It meant “The Outsider.”
And Carmine knew it.
Since he could never measure up by their standards, Carmine
threw out their yardstick and substituted his own: the godfathers of Hollywood,
the ones of those epic morality plays. What’s a Lucchese or a Bonanno compared
to Marlon Fucking Brando? “The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire.”
Don Vito was an emperor, and so was Roman Falcone.
And nothing said “The Godfather” like a big mob wedding—the
world’s introduction to those movie mobsters began at the wedding of Connie
Corleone. Carmine had no daughter—which was just as well, since it was
Sicilians who couldn’t refuse a request on their daughter’s wedding day.
Hosting on the groom’s side was better, it would give him all the prestige
without that whiff of Sicily.
Neither of the twins looked like they would be tying the
knot any time soon, so Carmine’s godson Anthony was his one real chance to play
the part. He’d found a nice enough girl. An alliance with Gotham would be good
for the Pelaccis, but that didn’t cost Carmine anything. And the status he
expected to reap from this event was considerable…

Ramon’s Café & Bar Lounge in Lubbock, Texas. It looked
like it had popped out of a painting of some Mediterranean fishing town in the
fifties, and the owner—though he was an elderly white guy named Stu—had a taste
for Hispanic culture, so there were always spicy dishes sizzling away in the
kitchen and the relaxed strumming of a Spanish guitar coming from the stereo.
It was a nice little bar to come and relax in after the grease and sweat of the
auto shop, and while the décor was a bit cheesy, the guys liked the atmosphere.
It reminded Miguel of the photos his dad kept from the old place back in
Havana.
Miguel was Cuban-American; José, Puerto Rican; and they
weren't quite sure about Hernando. He always claimed to have blood from
wherever they happened to be talking about at the time. But he was as deft at a
hand of poker as he was with a wrench, he told a dirty joke as well as he could
repair a steering rack, so he was welcome to the after-work get-togethers. His
friend Rick, though...
“Crap,” Miguel muttered under his breath, after giving a
salute and a broad grin to Stu on the way in, “Look who.”
It was a quiet night, only Stu, one waitress, a couple of
regulars, a scruffy gringo slouched at the bar chewing on a matchstick, and
Hernando, waiting two seats down—with Rick in tow. Miguel hid the scowl in what
he hoped might be a friendly smile, but it ended up as a kind of fixed, toothy
smirk.
“Hey, Rick.”
“Hey, my homeboys,” Rick said, swaggering up as he did with
his crotch thrust out and his shoulders tilted, slapping them both on the upper
arms, “Wassup? Been a while since my bros invited me to the poker game. You
jokers ready to lose?”
“Only when you are, hombre,” José said with a small,
mirthless smile.
Rick laughed too loudly and too long. Always overdoing
it, Miguel thought. What a poser. Hernando seems to think it's so damn
funny.
Rick was that particular kind of college dropout punk who
wanted to hang with Latinos because he thought it gave him street cred, and he
thought the way to fit in was to talk the talk and walk the walk.
Unfortunately, his idea of machismo was to blatantly harass every woman he saw
and pick a fight with every man he came across. And Hernando, the idiot,
encouraged him! Called him “Ricardo” to his face just to laugh behind his
back when he got himself into trouble.
Miguel wasn’t sure which of them he counted as the bigger
asshole. He shared as subtle a glance with José as he could get away with, and
jerked his head toward their usual table, farthest from the bar and nearest the
pool tables.
“C'mon, let's get the game going before it gets too late,”
Miguel said, “Got my girl home from work at nine, and sorry, I ain't keepin' her
waiting, not even for my boys.”
“Yo-yo, man, sure thing, man,” said Rick, but they were
only halfway to the poker table when, across the pub in the small lounge area
the boys jokingly referred to as ‘the VIP room,’ someone turned on the TV… to a
Spanish soap opera, no less. Rick apparently felt compelled to say, “Ugh, what
is that shit? Don’t they have anything better to watch? Like Lost
reruns or something?”
The other boys froze up, and turned as one to see a shadow
move in the high-backed lounge chair by the TV. It was only a small movement,
such a casual little reaction, but Miguel couldn’t shake the image of a mountain
rumbling before an avalanche.
The seated man picked up the remote and cranked the volume
up.
“Hey asshole! We’re trying to talk here!” Rick
near-shouted, already starting to strut over there, “Who the hell does that guy
think he is?”
José grabbed his shoulder, and pulled him back, “Bigger
than you, amigo. A lot bigger. That’s all you need to know.”
“What, you guys know that clown?”
“No,” Miguel said, glaring hard at Hernando for bringing
this dipshit to their favorite bar for the second time and twice
watching him try to start a fight. In a nice little family-owned place like
this! “He’s just a regular,” his voice lowered and hardened, and he pulled Rick
aside, toward their table, “Look, big quiet guy, sits over there on his own,
watches soaps and wrestling and C.S.I. He doesn't bother anyone, so we don't
bother him, comprende? Stu likes his repeat customers, so we wouldn't
want to cause him any trouble, ok?”
“’Kay, whatever, bro,” said Rick. Then, after a few
moments of quiet, as they sat down at the table and started setting up for their
poker game, Rick’s attention wandered back to the big man. It was hard to say
just how big he was, sitting down with his back to them, but they could see his
shoulders, his knees, spilling out of the frame of the chair he sat in, and his
hands moving over a coffee table in front of him. “I could take him. Big
chunky guy like that, probably can’t even move. What’s he doing?”
“Probably solitaire,” said Miguel, shuffling the deck, “He
plays that a lot. That or chess, or backgammon, or some game like that. I saw
him with one of the Japanese ones once. Pulled out a board and pieces and
everything and played it right in there while he was watching TV. Go? Shogi?
Can’t remember which is which.”
“Who’s he play with?” Rick asked, still giving what he
thought were furtive glances over his shoulder, but which made him look like a
frightened pigeon bobbing his head around.
Miguel bit back a sigh, “Nobody.”
“He sits around playing chess with himself?” Rick asked.
“No, he plays against himself,” said José, flagging
the cute waitress over and winking at her as he made an order. When she was
gone he continued, “Can’t figure out if he likes winning or losing.”
“What a freak,” Rick muttered, scowling at the back of the
distant chair.
“I heard he lives upstairs,” said Hernando in a stage
whisper, oblivious to Miguel’s glaring, “Stu’s got him in that old studio space. The one that chica was hosting the salsa classes in before, remember?”
“Who could forget? Man, she was hot,” said José.
“Hot like your mom,” Miguel laughed, cutting the deck and
dealing.
“Maybe he’s like, some retired wrestler or something,”
Hernando said, getting excited.
“What,” Rick said, “like that movie with Mickey Rourke?”
“The one where Marisa Tomei plays a stripper?” José said,
cupping his hands over his chest and gyrating, “Oye loca! Work that pole
baby! What a MILF, man, been waiting to see those hubbas since I was like nine
years old—”
“I didn’t see it,” Rick said, “Doesn’t the dude die in the
end or something?”
That led to a conversation about professional wrestling,
which mutated swiftly into an impassioned half-hour exploration of the art of
Lucha libre, something three of the boys had a passion for, and Rick
obviously did not.
“…No way man,” José said, slapping the table to emphasize
his point, “There won’t ever be another El Santo.”
“I ain’t arguin’ with you man,” said Miguel, lighting a cig
as he looked over his hand, “I’m just sayin’, you can’t live in the past,
there’s been some grade-A badass luchadores since those days. It’s okay
to like the new dudes too, eh?”
“But El Santo, Blue Demon, Black Shadow – those guys were
legends,” José protested, “the feud between La Pareja Atómica and Los
Hermanos Shadow, I mean, when Santo unmasked Black Shadow and led to Blue
Demon’s choice to go técnico, it rocked the whole world man. It
was like the Rumble in the Jungle of wrestling. No man, better than that!
Those guys ain’t never been matched. Ain’t never been topped. S’all I’m
sayin’, man.”
Miguel saw, out of the corner of his eye, the huge shadow
at the TV turn its head slightly.
“Hey man, he has a point,” Hernando was saying, “I like Rey
Misterio plenty, but he’s no Santo. Santo is the best.”
“Was, man, he died in the eighties, didn’t he?”
“Is,” Hernando insisted, “He’s not dead. You can’t
kill El Santo, he’s immortal.”
José rolled his eyes, “Oh not the conspiracy stuff again.
Look, they can dress anyone up in Santo’s costume and pretend he’s still alive,
he wears a freaking full face mask. Like that Batman guy, you know?
He’s probably like seven guys, they just replace him whenever one gets killed
or gets too old—”
“No man, I’m serious, Santo is totally alive.”
Was it Miguel’s imagination, or was the big guy listening
to their conversation?
“And Plastic Man is totally Elvis, right?”
“He is!” Hernando slapped the table, “The Gotham Post
said—”
“Man, you always think anything the Gotham Post says is
legit. You like the place so much, why don’t you move there?”
Miguel glanced over at the big guy again. He had his head
tilted, sitting dead still. He had to be listening, Miguel was sure of it. But
before he could confirm his curiosity, Rick’s mouth opened, and out it came.
“Shouldn’t have brought up that stupid movie,” he
muttered, tossing down his poor hand and chugging his fourth beer. “Who cares
about some old fart wrestler? WWE, WWF, your fuckin’ lucha, it’s all fake
anyway. I mean c’mon, how staged is it? They’re just a bunch of posers in
tights. Like ballet or some shit, just with stupid-looking masks.”
Miguel knew he was sitting there with his mouth open,
looking like an idiot, but he couldn’t help it. He knew Rick was a jerkass,
and a flyweight drinker, and a sore loser at poker, but this
was a level of stupid he just couldn’t comprehend. He saw the other guys, even
Hernando, staring at Rick with blank expressions and tense necks and shoulders,
like wolves waiting to pounce.
“They probably all end up as drunken has-beens when they
run out of money for roids and whores,” Rick jerked his thumb at the big guy in
the corner, “like that loser.”
Miguel’s stunned disbelief gave way to a hot flush of
old-fashioned Latin anger. But before that could burst into words, or
maybe a fist in Rick’s teeth, a cold went through him that snuffed out the fire
and went right down into his bones. It wasn’t a sound that did it. It was the
lack of it.
The room had become deathly still.
Someone had muted the TV.
Miguel, Hernando, José, Stu, the waitress, the scruffy guy
at the bar, everyone stopped and stared at the hulking titan slowly,
quietly walking across the room. Only Rick, with his back to the TV area, kept
his voice going, oblivious to the shadow falling over him.
“I mean I thought you guys were better than those redneck
faggots I used to hang out with, all on their knees kissing Stone Cold Steve
Austin’s ass like he’s some fuckin’ hero, swearing it’s all real and gettin’ all
butthurt if anyone says it’s not—HULGH!!”
Five big fingers clamped over the top of Rick’s head and
lifted him out of his seat like he was made of paper, then slowly turned him
around into a puff of cigar smoke. The man behind it was bigger than he’d
looked sitting down. His shirt didn’t hide the network of scars and stretch
marks crisscrossing his brawny arms any more than it hid the paunch growing
around the top of his jeans. And the layer of fat couldn’t hide the framework
of what must have been a monster’s physique. The man smiled at Rick, then
plucked the fat, smoldering Cuban from his lips. Rick’s horrified eyes
indicated he clearly expected it to be stubbed out on his forehead, but instead,
the big man crushed it into the ashtray on their table, right in front of
Miguel.
“Tonight,” he said, in a deceptively soft voice, “We find
out who the father of Lucia’s baby is. I have been waiting to know this for
three months. What I will say, you will not interrupt.”
“Heymanputhimdown…” Hernando mumbled so half-heartedly
Miguel almost didn’t hear him. When the big man ignored him, he sunk down in
his seat with a ‘there, I tried, nobody say I didn’t’ look on his face.
“Lucha libre,” the big man continued, his voice growing
quieter and quieter—and paradoxically more frightening, “is a passion play, a
poem to life itself. These men uphold values. Honor. Tradition. Respect.
Things a little buzzing fly can never understand.”
Rick shook like a leaf, his hands twitching at his sides,
looking like he wanted to grab the big guy’s wrist to stabilize himself but was
too afraid of having his neck snapped to try. “Please, man…” he blubbered.
“Now, what did I say?” the voice tightened, and so did the
fingers while Rick squealed like a piglet. “The things a little fly doesn’t
understand, a little fly doesn’t talk about. ¿Comprende?”
Rick tried to nod, but with his head in that iron grip, he
could only shake harder than he already was.
“Good. Because,” the big man leaned in with his eyes
boring into Rick’s, “if you push me again tonight,” he said the last in a gentle
whisper, “I will break you.”
He lowered Rick into his seat and patted his shoulder, then
turned away and walked back to the TV room. The only sound was Rick’s terrified
sobbing. Even the scruffy guy had stopped chewing his matchstick. The giant
picked up the remote and un-muted the television…
“-is the real father of my baby!” the woman on the
screen blurted in Spanish, with a slow close-up zoom as dramatic music swelled.
Then the image and the music faded out together, and the credits began to roll.
The big man’s shoulders lifted and fell. A breath went
through him, a long, growling rumble, like thunder on the horizon. Then he
turned and calmly looked at Rick. At his sides, his fingers flexed, and his
knuckles popped audibly.
Rick screamed, fell off his chair, breaking the legs as he
kicked frantically to his feet and scrambled for the door. He left it flapping
in his wake as he ran off into the street.
The big man looked at the three men remaining. He walked
to the bar and thumbed a small wad of cash out of his wallet, laying it down in
front of Stu.
“For the chair,” he said to Stu, with a little nod of his
head, and he addressed the boys as he walked past them to the back door and the
stairs leading to his apartment, “Enjoy your game.”
José blew out a held breath as the door closed behind the
huge guy, “Holy. Shit.”
“I thought we were dead, man,” Hernando said, “Dead.”
“He shouldn’t have dissed lucha,” Miguel said. “Not in our
part of town. He’s a loser, Hernando, you get it now? He’s got no respect.
He’s just going to keep doing this until he gets his ass killed.”
“Hey man, that big guy, do you think he might have been…”
None of them saw the door, which had just been closed,
click partly open, as the big man paused beyond it and listened.
“No way bro, that’s crazy talk.”
“But who else could just pick a guy up in one hand like it
was nothing? I mean that was… Did you see the way he tensed up when Rickhead
started pissing on lucha…”
“It can’t be. It couldn’t possibly, man. He wasn’t that
big a guy… Hell, nobody’s as big as that guy who just walked outta here…”
“It is man, I’m telling you, it’s him. Rick dissed
lucha and he said, did you hear it? He said he would break him…”
The big man let the slow smile grow. Could it be, after
all these years, someone still… remembered? What he had been, and what he’d
done?
“I’m telling you, it’s him!”
Could he dare to hope?
“…It’s El Santo!”

Anthony Marcuso sat on his bed looking down on a pair of
tarnished cufflinks. He dug them out thinking he should wear them to the
wedding, but they were bigger and tackier than he remembered and now he was
having second thoughts.
He didn’t have many memories of his father. “Trigger Marc”
Marcuso was in prison for most of his son’s life, then he was dead. Anthony
mourned on principle, and he made yearly donations at St. Swithuns for all the
masses his mother requested, but there was little sentiment in the gesture.
There was no animosity in the lack of feeling, Anthony simply didn’t know the
man.
He was grateful to his father. He was Carmine Falcone’s
godson, and that was Harry Marcuso’s doing. He knew from that one ballgame when
he was fourteen. His father was out of prison, and instead of coming over for
Sunday dinner, his dad took him out to Gotham Stadium to see The Gotham Rogues
beat the living tar out of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Then they went for a walk
and his father said “You know what your name means? It means ‘priceless,
flourishing, successful.’ The first Antony was what they called an orator, that
means he had the gift of the gab. Like a salesman, you know? Don’t you let
anybody start calling you Tony, you hear me? Your name is Anthony. Anthony
Marcuso.”
His mother explained on her deathbed: Trigger Marc had
never been a big man in the Falcone family, but he was high enough to see
Carmine The Roman a couple times a year and shrewd enough to realize the guy’s
Godfather fixation. “The old timers that organized the first families, they
based it on the old Roman Legions, and called them 'Regimes' with the capos and
soldiers…” Like everybody who was anybody didn’t remember that bit from The
Godfather. That old guy, Frank Pentangelli, who took over for Clemenza
after his death: “The Corleone Family was like the Roman Empire.” Only Carmine
The Roman could think he could go around quoting Frank Fuckin’ Pentangelli
without anybody noticing.
Harry wasn’t a big shot in the Falcone family, but he was
smart enough to realize his boss wanted to be The Godfather from the
movies. He wasn’t a big shot, he was never going to be, but he saw a chance to
give his son more. He gave Carmine a chance to be a real godfather, and since
he was pretty low on the totem pole to be asking that kind of honor, he gave his
son a name that Carmine The Roman could never resist: Anthony Marcuso. Just
like that Mark Antony guy who avenged Caesar when he got whacked.
It worked. Carmine agreed to act as godfather, and Harry
ordered his wife to always use the boy’s full name. Every “Anthony Marcuso” was
a subliminal reminder to The Roman that if he wanted to be Caesar, he had a Mark
Antony to stand at his side.
And it worked. Anthony couldn’t deny that Roman had given
him opportunities ahead of his years. Those first pump-and-dumps, taking over
trucking when the Russians moved into identity theft, now managing the Westies…
Anthony snapped the worn velvet box shut. He had his
father’s name, that was the real tribute. A pair of tacky cufflinks would only
undermine the one real thing of value Harry Marcuso had left his son.

“It’s El Santo!” The big man let another thunder-breath rumble through him. Then, he
yanked the door shut with a crunch as its edges splintered, and stalked up the
stairs to his apartment. He fumbled with his keys, unlocked the door, and
strode into the studio, feeling tired, poisonously bitter, and far older than
the young man he still was. What had he expected? Nobody cared anymore. He’d
done it, the thing none of the rest of them could, and they ignored him.
Ignored him, because they were petulant little children who couldn’t abide an
outsider succeeding where they had failed. What had he expected? Now, he was
paying the price. Now, he was forgotten.
“If you cannot be both, it is better to be feared than
loved,” he quoted Machiavelli to the old, worn teddy bear sitting enshrined by
his bed on a chair he’d reserved for it, “Said a fifteenth century cabron
with too much time on his hands.”
The bear looked back at him with the same stitched,
sympathetic smile it had worn since his childhood.
“Here’s what I say, Little Bear,” he said, “To be loved,
that is the best of all things. Better to be loved than feared,” picking up the
bottle of tequila, he glared at the sip that remained, “But if you can’t be
loved, be feared...” He splashed the last on his tongue and tossed the empty
bottle in the trash, “If you can’t be feared, be hated. If you can’t be hated—”
he scowled, “Be ridiculed. Because if you can’t be ridiculed, you’ll be
forgotten, and—”
“—to be forgotten is the worst of all things,” graveled a
new voice, cast from a shadow by the studio’s lonely window. The big man closed
his eyes… and forced a grim smile.
“I wasn’t expecting you,” he said, “but I knew you’d be
here, after the bar. Stained coat, fake moustache, stubble, toothpick. Smell
of whisky and cigarettes. Changed your walk, your posture. Would have fooled
anyone but me, Señor Wayne.”
He turned to face the bat-eared shadow.
“You cannot hide the steel in a warrior’s eyes.”
Batman remained quiet for a time, studying the other. When
he spoke, it was a leveled, considering tone. “Lucha libre. It explains the
mask.”
“I grew up on it. It was all they played on the TVs in
Peña Dura,” the big man shrugged. “So what? A man needs a symbol to inspire
him. You of all people should know that, Batman. Is that all?”
“…it explains the mask,” Batman finished, “and more. Blue
Demon avenges his partner’s humiliation by hunting down Santo and dealing him a
defeat a whole community remembers decades after the fact.” He lifted his eyes
to meet those of the man who had once aspired to be his greatest enemy. “Is
that what it was about? Were you trying to make me a part of your ‘storyline,’
carve your name into Gotham like it was a wrestling ring?”
“It worked,” the big man whispered, his eyes shifting
between their focus on his hated rival and the bitter field of memories, “It
worked. No matter what happened after. I did it. None of you can take that
from me.”
Batman narrowed his eyes, and poured his darkest, hardest
gravel into the next words.
“We have only one thing to talk about… Bane.”

Tony Russo, the Pelacci underboss with ties all over
Bludhaven, had the most to gain from a Pelacci-Falcone alliance. He always
resented the way Falcone threw his weight around as if Gotham was the center of
the fuckin’ world. It’s what the whole world thought, too, ‘cause of The
Godfather and Goodfellas. The mobs were the Gotham mobs, and The Don
was The Gotham Don—Tony always hated it. From Keystone he hated it, and from
Bludhaven he really hated it. At first, he thought the proximity to
Gotham would enhance his prestige. Bludhaven even had its own freak show, one
of those costumed whackjobs that go around ‘fighting crime.’ You’d think a city
protected by a Batman-Junior would rate as a Gotham-Junior, but his stock among
Gotham and Keystone families seemed to plummet after the Bludhaven connections.
But if Old Man Pelacci became a major player in Gotham,
that’d be a very different thing.
So Tony’d done a lot to bring this wedding about. But he
was fond of Susannah and he never would have pushed Anthony Marcuso on her if he
didn’t think The Roman’s godson could make her happy. This marriage would be
important for The Family… tomorrow. Today, it was about the bride. There would
be a time for family politics, but today was all about making Susannah happy on
her special day.

..:: It’s not him. ::..
Selina forced air into her lungs to keep the emotion out of
her voice:
“What? If it isn’t Ra’s, it isn’t Luthor, it isn’t…
him. Bruce, we’re out of options.”
Since she’d watched the Batwing take off, there had been a
steel cable of emotion beginning with a rusted knot at the back of her neck,
pulling down into another coiled knot in her chest and then thrusting down at an
angle through her gut into the small of her back. When her comm vibrated, the
whole thing started to ratchet against itself, the tension pulling tighter and
tighter while she opened the line, until the instant she heard his voice..::
It’s not him. ::.. As soon as she did, there was no time to indulge in Once
Upon a Time dramas, and her mind snapped back to the issue at hand “If it
isn’t Ra’s, it isn’t Luthor, it isn’t… him. Bruce, we’re out of options…”
..:: Not quite. We’re out of masterminds. But what if…
::..
“What if it’s not a mastermind? What if it’s… what,
some kind of big mistake?”
..::Yes. Selina, we aren’t getting married, so it
can’t be ‘your’ wedding they’re targeting. What if—::..
“Shit, it’s somebody else’s. The Arkham Repertory
Theatre is planning their little performance of Six Rogues in Search of a Bride
to Piss Off at the wrong wedding.”
..:: … ::..
“No, it’s crazy. Unless Ivy was talking in code. I
mean, who could be getting married in Gotham that they could possibly mistake for US?”
..:: … ::..
“Bruce?”
..:: … ::..
“Bruce?”
..:: The Pelacci-Marcuso Wedding.::..

To be continued…
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