Dear Catwoman,
Who paid for the bed sheets in Identity Element (chapt. 1)?
All the best,  Michael O.

Dear Michael,
I, um, okay I can explain this.  See Alfred had me doing a bit of decorating here and there (he’s a sneaky one, you know that?) and so I sort of got into the habit of charging anything to do with the manor or the penthouse to the Wayne accounts, so, well, technically… He paid for the sheets, okay!  But nobody should go jumping to any conclusions about that, really.  It was just a silly little impulse purchase, and there is absolutely no cause for Alfred to be looking so smug about it (or for Clark to look so pleased when he reads this - damn capes interfering in a girl’s private life, woof!)

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