{"id":1355,"date":"2012-03-24T17:33:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T17:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/joker\/"},"modified":"2019-07-02T15:33:15","modified_gmt":"2019-07-02T15:33:15","slug":"joker","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/joker\/","title":{"rendered":"Portrait: Joker"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2312\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2312\" style=\"width: 750px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2312\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/joker-portrait-2.jpg\" alt=\"Character Portrait: Joker at the Ha-Hacienda\" width=\"750\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/joker-portrait-2.jpg 750w, https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/joker-portrait-2-300x157.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2312\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Joker at the Ha-Hacienda<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Joker\u2019s day began at 9:43 when the alarm clock blasted his favorite sound bite off the walls of the HA-HAcienda:<br \/>\n<em>:: This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It\u2019s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It\u2019s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn\u2019t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It\u2019s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. ::<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ah, the Dead Parrot sketch. A Monty Python classic. One day, Joker would have to find that John Cleese and have him stuffed.<br \/>\n&#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/ct\/29-highlandgames-00.htm\">The Highland Games<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\" align=\"left\">Tags: joker, ha-hacienda<\/p>\n<p>[divider_bar_wide]divider [\/divider_bar_wide]<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"33%\">\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/harley-quinn\/\">&lt;&lt; Prev<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"33%\">\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/character-portraits\/\">Character Portraits Home<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"33%\">\n<p align=\"right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/jason-blood\/\">Next &gt;&gt;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[divider_bar_wide]divider [\/divider_bar_wide]<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joker\u2019s day began at 9:43 when the alarm clock blasted his favorite sound bite off the walls of the HA-HAcienda: :: This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It\u2019s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It\u2019s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/joker\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Portrait: Joker&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"launch_002d.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1355","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4101,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1355\/revisions\/4101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}