{"id":1361,"date":"2012-03-24T17:50:57","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T17:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/oswald-cobblepot\/"},"modified":"2019-07-02T17:39:06","modified_gmt":"2019-07-02T17:39:06","slug":"oswald-cobblepot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/oswald-cobblepot\/","title":{"rendered":"Portrait: Oswald Cobblepot"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Cat-Tales:
Oswald Cobblepot in the Iceberg Lounge<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Oswald was becoming very, very worried.<\/p>\n

It was one thing when three cocktail waitresses and a washroom attendant got all misty eyed and started impulsively hugging him. It was another thing entirely when women from that other side of the Iceberg\u2019s operations began acting the very same way.<\/p>\n

He had started the weekly meeting for snitches as he always did, handing out assignments for what the \u201cword on the street\u201d was to be for the next several days.<\/p>\n

\u201cOrganization is the key-kwak!\u201d he reminded them. \u201cOtherwise, you\u2019re putting Joker in six different parts of town Thursday night.\u201d<\/p>\n

That\u2019s when he noticed Lexxi had that same look in her eye, just like Raven and Gina and Brenda, the one that came right before \u201cOh, Ozzy\u201d and the hug!<\/p>\n

\u201cAhem,\u201d he quacked for attention (although no one had interrupted him). \u201cAs I was saying, organization is the key. It takes time to properly disseminate a rumor about something going down on the docks, and of course, not all Rogues are prompt about turning in their work orders.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was that look again. Lexxi had it, and so did Liza, and so did Magpie. Looking at him like a stuffed teddy bear, looking ready to \u201cOh, Ozzy\u201d and the bearhug.<\/p>\n

\u201cKwak! As I was saying, kwak-eh\u2026 Yes, with proper management, we can insure that the whole of Team Bat will show up or not to any given crime. Wouldn\u2019t you know it, there are six crimes demanding immediate attention, all at least twenty blocks apart, that kind of thing\u2013kwak! But we can\u2019t have Mr. Freeze showing up at 9:30 saying \u2018I need Batman at my warehouse at midnight.\u2019 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, MISS GIANELLI?!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYour nose, Mr. Cobblepot, it\u2019s just so\u2026 adorable!\u201d<\/p>\n

Worried. Oswald Cobblepot was becoming very, very worried.
\n–Napoleon’s Plan<\/a><\/p>\n

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