{"id":1784,"date":"2012-09-10T15:49:34","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T15:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/whiskers-manifesto\/"},"modified":"2019-07-22T14:27:23","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T14:27:23","slug":"whiskers-manifesto","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/whiskers-manifesto\/","title":{"rendered":"Whiskers Manifesto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_1787\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1787\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/whiskers-manifesto-portrait-big.jpg\" alt=\"Whiskers Manifesto\" title=\"Whiskers Manifesto\" width=\"800\" height=\"773\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1787\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/whiskers-manifesto-portrait-big.jpg 800w, https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/whiskers-manifesto-portrait-big-300x289.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1787\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Am I afraid of it?  If so, run.<br \/>If not, can I eat it?  If so, eat.<br \/>If not, can I play with it?  If so, play.<br \/>If not, sleep until #1, 2 or 3 occur.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\nIn <a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/ct\/44-stringtheory-00.htm\">String Theory<\/a>, while Jason Blood visits the manor during a cosmic crisis, it is revealed that he speaks Mau-im-dwo, the ancient language by which the priests of Ancient Egypt spoke with divine and mortal cats.  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