{"id":2338,"date":"2013-02-26T21:21:56","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T21:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/roxy-rocket-portrait\/"},"modified":"2019-07-02T17:01:41","modified_gmt":"2019-07-02T17:01:41","slug":"roxy-rocket-portrait","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/roxy-rocket-portrait\/","title":{"rendered":"Portrait: Roxy Rocket"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Roxy Rocket, Parking is for wimps<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Say what you like about Roxy, she knows how to start a bar fight. From An Iceberg Tale<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2018Scuse me,\u201d she began, tapping not Ivy but Sly on the shoulder as a means to get both their attention. \u201cI realize we\u2019re supposed to make allowances because you\u2019re a plant and all, and you don\u2019t get how this whole thing works with normal men and women getting together, instead of, say, some slime mold from the Malaria islands. But I say \u2018Hey, if she\u2019s gonna hang out with humans, then somebody should clue her in. Otherwise she\u2019s just going to keep making an ass of herself, over and over, time after time, man after man\u2014after man.\u2019 So here\u2019s the truth, Pammy, direct from me to you: a healthy red-blooded guy will grab at anything once, particularly if it\u2019s rubbing up and down on him like a three-dollar whore. That\u2019s not true love, it\u2019s not even grooving on your lemon scented beauty. It\u2019s just what they do. Reminds them of\u2014Excuse me\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

A wisteria had come up behind her and Roxy paused to swing it into a headlock.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2014As I was saying, they\u2019re not overcome by your beauty or anything. It just reminds them of all those daydreams they had about the naked gal in the magazines when they were fourteen, locked in the bathroom, beating off to Daddy\u2019s Playboys. It\u2019s got nothing to do with you. To go the distance with\u2014oh, let\u2019s say a guy like Sly here\u2014you gotta have something more than bare skin and a set of knockers going for you. You need to connect with him as a person\u2014which is gonna be real fuckin\u2019 hard to do after I twist your head off and stick it on my tailpipe!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tags: Roxy Rocket, Roxy Sutton<\/p>\n

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Say what you like about Roxy, she knows how to start a bar fight. From An Iceberg Tale: \u201c\u2018Scuse me,\u201d she began, tapping not Ivy but Sly on the shoulder as a means to get both their attention. \u201cI realize we\u2019re supposed to make allowances because you\u2019re a plant and all, and you don\u2019t get … <\/p>\n

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