{"id":2475,"date":"2013-03-04T13:25:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T13:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/protocol-gone-wrong\/"},"modified":"2019-07-22T14:01:31","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T14:01:31","slug":"protocol-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/protocol-gone-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Batman&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day Protocol Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2477\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2477\" style=\"width: 449px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/batman-protocol-gone-wrong.gif\" alt=\"Batman&#039;s Valentine&#039;s Day protocol gone horribly, horribly wrong\" width=\"449\" height=\"327\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2477\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2477\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Batman&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day protocol gone horribly, horribly wrong<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Dedicated to all those who think Batman is the dark avatar of hate, anger, vengeance, and darkest darkness.  Who believe Batman eats broken glass for breakfast and shits Chuck Norrises.  Who believe Batman stops on his way to work every evening to punch Kratos, Leonidas and God in the head just to remind them of their place.<\/p>\n<p>Dedicated also to those who <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> believe that but think a portrayal that doesn&#8217;t bleed cynicism posing as realism is doomed to fail. <\/p>\n<p>To all those, I gleefully report that THIS little ditty from <a href=\"http:\/\/comicsworthreading.com\/2010\/10\/17\/silly-sunday-batman-and-the-cats\/\">Comics Worth Reading<\/a> is the most liked, shared and reblogged Batman on Tumblr since Valentine&#8217;s Day.  Enjoy.  <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10px;\" align=\"right\">Embed this on your site:<br \/><textarea name=\"embedcode\" cols=\"40\" rows=\"1\" style=\"float: right;\" onClick=\"select()\"><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/protocol-gone-wrong\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/batman-protocol-gone-wrong.gif\" alt=\"Batman and cats\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/protocol-gone-wrong\/\">via Cat-Tales<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/textarea><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\" align=\"left\">Tags: Batman, humor, cats, protocol<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dedicated to all those who think Batman is the dark avatar of hate, anger, vengeance, and darkest darkness. Who believe Batman eats broken glass for breakfast and shits Chuck Norrises. Who believe Batman stops on his way to work every evening to punch Kratos, Leonidas and God in the head just to remind them of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/protocol-gone-wrong\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Batman&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day Protocol Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"launch_002d.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2475","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2475"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4361,"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2475\/revisions\/4361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}