{"id":3357,"date":"2015-08-02T14:46:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-02T14:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/barbara-gordon-cat-racing\/"},"modified":"2019-07-13T19:33:52","modified_gmt":"2019-07-13T19:33:52","slug":"barbara-gordon-cat-racing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/barbara-gordon-cat-racing\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbara Gordon: Cat Racing"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3359\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3359\" style=\"width: 750px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/barbaragordon-testingwayneODday12-catracing.jpg\" alt=\"Oracle Log 46925: Day 12 of debugging the new Wayne OS. Or is it day 14? Coffee stopped working several days ago. Day and Night have lost all meaning. Time marked only by bathroom breaks and empty Poptart wrappers. I have begun racing the cat around the living room.\" width=\"750\" height=\"542\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/barbaragordon-testingwayneODday12-catracing.jpg 750w, https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/barbaragordon-testingwayneODday12-catracing-420x304.jpg 420w, https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/barbaragordon-testingwayneODday12-catracing-744x538.jpg 744w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oracle Log 46925: Day 12 of debugging the new Wayne OS. Or is it day 14? Coffee stopped working several days ago. Day and Night have lost all meaning. Time marked only by bathroom breaks and empty poptart wrappers. I have begun racing the cat around the living room.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Once upon a time, <a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/ct\/37-strangebedfellows-00.htm\">Riddler announced that he&#8217;d deduced a certain secret<\/a> by sending a cat clue to Wayne Manor.  When the little guy was next seen, he was called Bytes, living in the Gordon-Grayson home and putting on weight.  Understandable, since Dick and Barbara both give him treats and the only exercise he gets was playing with her keyboard.  Thanks to the Wayne OS, that last part has been solved.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 10px;\" align=\"right\">Embed this on your site:<br \/><textarea name=\"embedcode\" cols=\"40\" rows=\"1\" style=\"float: right;\" onClick=\"select()\"><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/barbara-gordon-cat-racing\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/catwoman-cattales.com\/gallery\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/barbaragordon-testingwayneODday12-catracing.jpg\" alt=\"Barbara Gordon testing the new Wayne OS, Day 12. 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