Catfight by Chris Dee
“Do you, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle promise to forsake all others and
reserve your warped, angst-ridden, dysfunctional nincompoopery for each
other, thereby saving at least two innocent people and providing untold
hours of fascinated diversion to the rest of us who might otherwise think WE
have screwed up relationships!”
This is quite possibly the best line that's ever been written about their
Perfect plot here.