Catwoman should be Sexy
Catwoman is supposed to be sexy, and we all hoped The
Dark Knight Rises would deliver that. It didn't. So as usual, we
fall back on Cat-Tales...
ďGood morning,Ē Selina purred, pulling the bedsheets
over her legs as she rolled over onto Bruce and pressed her naked chest into
his... -Comedy Of Errors
Cat-Tales is the real story, a sexy Catwoman metafiction series by Chris Dee.
Letís say nearly everything youíve ever read in a comic book is
wrong. The identities are correct: Selina Kyle is
the alluring and Sexy Catwoman. Bruce Wayne is Batman, the Caped
Crusader. They live in Gotham City, etc. The rest is all exaggeration, distortion, and often the
outright lies of a sensationalist tabloid called The Gotham Post, otherwise
known as DC Comics.
Cat-Tales tells the truth about the fabulous and sexy Catwoman, the
truth behind that fiction, revealing characters
that are more complex and fully-human than anyone thought possible.
Heart-stopping romance, side-splitting humor, and poignantly understated
tragedy, itís all here: the man inside the Bat, the woman within the Cat,
the life between the panels, the truth behind the masks.
And be sure to check out the hot
Purple Catwoman Costumes,
Balent Catwoman Costume in our Fan Art Gallery and throughout the site.
"In all the books I've read, I've rarely come across an author
that is capable of consistently delivering such pathos and insight into
characters and through the lens of the minds eye, insight into
ourselves. Her characters come alive, and when you've read them, you'll
never read Batman the same way again... and you'll understand that the
comics (and movies) truly do have Catwoman all wrong."
Read the Newest Tale
The World's Greatest Detective marrying the World's Greatest
Thief. There are only a few ways this story can end. All of them
involve a heist.
The Knight of
'Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most
difficult lesson in the world.' ~Don Quixote
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