A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation: Selina Kyle in her dressing room

The Justice League Sent Flowers

The JLA sent flowers to my dressing room last night. I know it was them—the card had six anonymous comments, each in different handwriting:

“we enjoyed the show, thank you very much”
“so glad to see you embrace the path of righteousness”
“most amusing”
“could you teach me how to weather that stare of his, cause it always makes me cave”
“so funny I almost pee’d”

I wondered if I should mention this in my act. ‘The path of righteousness’ and ‘almost pee’d.’ Who’d believe me? This is what’s protecting the planet, folks, have a nice day.

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