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Don't Fear the Joker: Scarecrow is the fear rogue. Everybody knows that. What if he realizes he's not the one they're afraid of?  Chapter 8: Don't Fear the Batman

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Girl’s Gotta Protect Her Reputation
the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand

Normal
after REPUTATION Bruce & Selina try to make sense out of their relationship

Heard the Latest ?
Bruce & Selina aren’t the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels

Catfight
you know what a catfight is, right?  picks up where NORMAL left off

Such an Idiot
It was only a matter of time before Batman realized the implications of his new girlfriend’s criminal connections

Domestic Affairs
Man does not live by crimefighting alone

Fun 'n' Games
And now for something completely different 

Plan 9 from the Demon’s Head
Smart Demon, Foolish Choices 

Satori  
After all the silliness of Fun 'n' Games and Plan 9, it’s time for angst

The R-Word
If a certain Gothamite has really reformed, there’s bound to be fallout

Watering Hole
Where do they all get those wonderful toys?

We Gather Together
Thanksgiving at Wayne manor 

Knight Before Christmas
You think mistletoe can be deadly?  Stay away from the rumballs. 

Times Gone By
No one could foresee what Dick and Babs engagement set in motion

 

Something Old
Joker’s back. But it’s Alfred’s arch-enemy, Anatole who may be the greater cause for concern…

Something New  
Joker in Arkham doesn’t necessarily mean Joker’s out of the game. 

Something Borrowed
Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn’t a Martha Stewart Wedding 

Something Blue
Blue:  (1) a primary color (2) off-color, suggestive or lewd 

Dearly Beloved
The good-luck mojo - old, new, borrowed and blue - is in place.  And now… 

KnightLife: An ordinary night in the life of Batman…before complications set in

What’s New Pussycat
Heard the Latest?  The Gotham Rumormill is a force of nature.

Pussywhipped
F.Miller, author of Catwoman: an Unauthorized Biography invades Selina’s turf at d'Annunzio’s

Loose Ends: ROADTRIP! 

Trick or Treat: Halloween at an Exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit 

Torches
Vignettes of unrequited love, Country Music, and Bao Tu Jambon  

Blonde Jokes
Joker’s telling blonde jokes instead of killing people - and that’s not even the weird part 

SecretsHoudini’s Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham.  Riddler wants it, curses be damned, and so does Zatanna.

Awkward Pauses
A Cat Tale and Twofaced Tale told in parallel

Highland Games:  Life goes on after Hell Month: but if Selina DID move in with Bruce Wayne, what would become of her rent controlled penthouse on the park?

SplitzvilleJoker and Harley have split…Meanwhile, far from Gotham…

An Arkham TaleLife is never dull in Dr. Jerry’s House-o-Fun

Women Lacking ComplexityThe Women of Gotham… and the men they confuse.

Cattitude:  "Selina had no 'origin' in the sense of one defining moment that made her Catwoman…. but she hadn’t sprung out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit."

An Iceberg Tale:  Making your way in Gotham today takes everything you got…

Go Rin No Sho:  The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a live-in girlfriend?

World’s Finest:  Red Cape, Big City
A Cat-Tales/JLAin’t Crossover.  

Strange Bedfellows:  Developments in Washington are about to impact Gotham. 

Fool:  In Shakespeare only the Fool can mock the king.  In Gotham… It’s Harley’s birthday.

Polishing Silver: 
The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth

Perennials: 

No Two-Face?  No Harley Quinn?   Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia’s chosen isn’t happy…

Identity Element: 
A Hell-Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham

Déjŕ Vu All Over Again:
Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?
 

Napoleon’s Plan:
"Ubu!  Apprise the Pit-Stirrers that the Demon’s Head shall present himself for the Mergulho al Ghul at the eve of the next moon."
 

  String Theory:
That’s not an infinite crisis…  This is an Infinite Crisis.
 

Fortune Cookies
After the Crisis Catverse, there’s a lot of Gothamites to catch up with.

 

The Gotham Post:
Once a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same.  Wait til you see what happens this time…
 

Blueprints: 
After the Gotham After Dark Fundraiser, every rogue in Gotham is up the river. That must be good news for Batman, right? RIGHT?
 

amuse bouche
\a-'myuz bush\ [Fr.] to amuse the mouth, a small bite before the meal begins.
 

The New Black:
Could it be the new society trend? Have rogues become "the new black"?
 

00000-001:
A double homicide in Gotham’s Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

Riddle Me-Tropolis:
Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham City, and really, who can blame him?

Vault
The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina… or Swiss banking.

Short Tales
Interlinked tales of Bat, Cat, and Gotham.

War of the Poses:
All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...

I Believe in Harvey Dent
Sooner or later, everyone has to face the past

Armchair Detective:
Some nights, you get to swing across the city on a silken batline…  Other times, you have to sit and exercise the little gray cells.

Not My Kink:
Five weeks.  Catwoman is no crimefighter.  Never has been.  Never will be.  She just has to get through these next five weeks.

Demon's in the Details:
Ra's al Ghul.  Atlantis.  Batman... What could possibly go wrong?

Do No Harm:
Untold Tales from the first year of Bruce and Selina’s relationship.

Don't Fear the Joker:
Scarecrow is the fear rogue. Everybody knows that. What if he realizes he's not the one they're afraid of?

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