Jason
Blood stood in the Batcave, wondering what had possessed him.
They were all standing on the brink of apocalypse. Bruce and Selina were
not only his allies in trying to reverse this calamity; they were somehow
inextricably connected to it. And
he had… assaulted Bruce in the clumsiest, cruelest, most senseless
manner possible.
“Nice
going,” Selina said coldly.
Jason
looked at her, ashamed.
“How
long have you been awake?” he asked—although the accusation in her eyes
made the question something of a formality.
“I
heard enough,” she said. “He almost hit me like that once. Was a vault. Cat
icons. I had made a joke that it
wasn’t really stealing, it was more like practical socialism.
He almost hit me—like he did you just now, and he stopped himself—just like with you. Thing is,
Jason, that night was the first time I truly saw the real man under that mask.
He can be hurt so easily. For
Christ’s sake, Jason, you were a knight once. You think all that armor is decorative?”
“I
apologize,” he said sincerely.
Selina took a deep breath, and watched a
cluster of bats hanging on a stalactite.
“Jason,”
she said finally, “when he did hit you that day in the morning room, I’ve
only seen him like that twice before: The
first time was Hell Month when Nightwing was missing, the prospect of losing
someone else that he loved to a criminal… and the second time was the mindwipe, the day Superman told us what he knew, the details, about the magic
mindwipe.”
Jason smiled sadly.
“So that day in the morning room, my bringing
you as the woman he loves into contact with magic…”
“Not your best move,” she agreed. Then she paused, seeming to work herself up before
continuing. “Jason, maybe it’s
not me at the heart of all this. Maybe
it’s him. If he thought—what was the phrase you used before—if any Bruce anywhere, in any
dimension, thought somebody had used magic on me…”
“…”
“…”
“Say it, Selina, you know him better than
anyone. What then?
What might he do?”
“What did he do the last time?” she said
dully. “When crime took what he
loved, he made war on it like nothing has ever been made war on.
His mind and his body, his life and his fortune, all dedicated to wiping
out this supremely unacceptable thing. If
he thinks… If any Bruce that’s anything like ours thought Zatanna used magic
against me, then I’d say cosmic force or no, it’s going down.”
“…”
“…”
“I notice you’re no longer wearing the
moonstone,” Jason said cautiously. “It
is a very beautiful jewel he gave you to wear in its place… Selina, if we’re
correct—and I freely admit before I say more that I have absolutely no idea
how we could ‘test this hypothesis,’ (to use the terminology of the
laboratory that would give Bruce such satisfaction)… But if we are correct,
then it’s going to be up to you to enter these alternate dimensions, find
these alternate reality Bruce Waynes, and… somehow… talk them out of this
ritual/experiment/what-have-you before it can begin.”
“Jason, there are roughly six hundred things
wrong with that statement, but the simplest one to mention is that the study
upstairs goes KREEE every 43 minutes. It’s
already happening; whatever those Bruces did, it’s done. The spark is smoldering; how can I possibly talk him out of
something that’s already happened?”
Jason shook his head impatiently.
“You’re thinking in terms of linear time:
the past occurs before the present which occurs before the future. This is quite different.
This is infinity we’re dealing with, Selina.
And Infinity has nothing to do with time.
Infinity is that dimension of here and now which thinking in ‘time’
cuts out. This is it,
if it doesn’t exist in the here and now, it doesn’t exist.
And the experience of Infinity right here and now is the function of
life.”
Selina sighed wearily.
“Infinity, hmm?
You know Jason, all I did was kiss a man in a mask.”
“That’s hardly all you did, Selina.
You’re the only happiness he’s had in his adult life.
And he is an extraordinary—and an extraordinarily dangerous—man. There is, perhaps, a more deeply profound responsibility in having made Bruce
Wayne happy than there is in summoning the magical forces as Zatanna has
done.”
A hard, cold look fixed itself on the tip of
Jason Blood’s nose.
“Jason,” she said finally—in that
charged ‘Catwoman’ voice she seldom used with him since their earliest
meetings. “Before we go any
further, I’d like you to go upstairs and wait for me in the kitchen for a
while.”

Selina knew what had to be done.
The two theories made sense: Identical
magic from multiple dimensions touching the same point had stilled the strings,
and Bruce himself was the instigator once he got the idea Zatanna had used magic
to change her.
It made sense.
It fit the facts (if crazy portents and the nightmares of a snarky
demonologist could be called facts), and it fit Bruce—dear, wonderful,
obsessive, crusading, cat-loving, magic-hating Bruce.
Selina knew what had to be done. She knew in her heart that the theories were right, and that
meant Jason was right, too. It was
up to her to go into those alternate dimensions and fix this.
And that meant Bruce had to be told.
That was the “had to be done” that she knew
but couldn’t quite stomach. She
knew it was necessary, but the prospect of dimension hopping into the land of
goggle-cats and Poison Ivy lurking on the Wayne Manor patio was a lot easier to
face than walking up to Bruce and saying “Look Handsome, about this Zatanna-zoinked-the-kitty
idea you’re got up your ass…”
But it had to be done.
It had to. It had to.
She would just go into the study and say
“Bruce, …”
…
She would go into the study, and Bruce would be
there and she’d say… she’d
say…
…
The study.
Portrait of the Waynes above the fireplace, first edition of Crime and
Punishment on the wrought iron bookstand on the table, teak and mahogany
desk, silver inkwell (Schofield, circa 1790), leather blotterpad, photo of the
Waynes in a silver picture frame (Storr, circa 1830), Faberge box, grandfather
clock—and Bruce. “Bruce,
…”
This was ridiculous.
Long before he was Bruce to her, he was Batman.
And she had never, NEVER in a thousand rooftops, alleys, or vaults filled
with Schofield inkwells and Storr picture frames had to rehearse before
talking to Batman. She’d just go
marching into that study, open her mouth, and the words would come out.
Meow.
She walked in the door.
Bruce turned. Their eyes met—Batman’s eyes, but the guy inside Batman too, the guy from the vault that
night, “I don’t look at it as stealing as much as observing practical
socialism,” a slap she never would have seen coming, a gloved arm materialized
at her cheek, and then those eyes… Not Batman.
A real person, a man whose wants and needs always came last, a man so
used to being in pain he’d forgotten there was any other way to be… “It
would seem the ‘accept the relationship for what it is’ scenario isn’t
entirely workable.” “No,”
came the whispered reply. Then that
kiss…
It had to be done.
It had to be said. Bruce,
about this Zatanna-zoinked-the-kitty idea you’re got…
“Ivy on the patio,” she blurted,
“Remember Poison Ivy on the patio earlier? There’s a semi-interesting sequel
going on in the dining room. You,
with seriously too-short 1940s hair, were most definitely greened and um, it
looks like me in an interesting but properly purple and ungoggled outfit—with a tail—kicking her ass.”
Bruce grunted.
“I’ll note it later,” he graveled. “I want to catch this next repetition of the persistent
anomaly.”
And Selina retreated into herself. Ivy in the dining room, how completely fucking irrelevant.
What was wrong with her? Bruce,
we need to talk about Zatanna, that’s what she was supposed to have said.
So what the hell happened?
How could she freeze up like that? It
was just Bruce. Cat pins Bruce.
Banned from the kitchen because he tried to make a sandwich once and
didn’t know the lettuce and the lunchmeat had special drawers Bruce.
Bruce that watched the tape of Ra’s al Ghul on the View no fewer than
sixty-three times, Bruce that wanted her to bring her pet tiger to Bludhaven as a
nine hundred-pound
bodyguard…
KREEEEEEE
…Here we go again, Selina thought. Martian Manhunter—Superman—headlock…
of course.
Of course.
If he really was considering the possibility
that Zatanna had changed her, then of course Bruce would want to investigate
this scene more closely. Almost the
full Dr. Light contingent was present… except for Flash who looked like their
Flash, Wally, and not the original… and Atom didn’t seem to be involved,
although you could never be sure with a guy who could shrink down that small.
Pink fin-head alien pulled the wings from
Hawkman’s back…
Bruce, we need to talk about Zatanna,
that’s what she needed to say.
“Bruce,” Selina began firmly. He turned, and this time Selina carefully avoided his eyes.
She took a breath, opened her mouth, and said “…
—Didn’t Despero’s fin used to go the other way?”
Bruce glanced back at the apparition and
grunted.
“Yes, used to be front to back when the
anomalies began, now it’s side to side.”
“It’s not an improvement,” Selina noted.
“No.”
“-POTS!
Eugael ekaw pu!” Zatanna called, freezing Despero and waking the
controlled Leaguers.
Selina raised a contemptuous eyebrow—then
her peripheral vision noticed that Bruce wasn’t watching Zatanna. His eyes were locked on her.
She turned and met his gaze levelly, and he seemed to hesitate before
speaking, just as she had done earlier.
“Zatanna hasn’t been as audible or as
present since that one time when Zatara was here.
It must have been the proximity of his magic that pulled her more solidly
into this reality.”
Selina smiled sadly.
She knew that wasn’t what he’d wanted to say any more than she wanted
to talk about Despero’s fin.
“None of them are supposed to be here,”
Bruce continued, returning his attention to the scene and taking notes on a
small handheld device. “I presume
that’s why their ability to affect this reality is so limited and
unstable…”
‘The denial twins,’ Dick once called them.
The phrase had never seemed quite so apt.
“…Like Azrael’s shuriken in the Turner
and Hawkman with the clock, solid one moment and then, just like that, it’s as
if it never happened… Canary’s
cry is audible but not debilitating… The other speech comes and goes…”
“I’m going to have to be the one to fix
this,” Selina said finally, ignoring the reason why and confident he would do
the same.
He froze for a moment, then turned to stare
directly at her. A cold silence passed between them for a few agonizing seconds,
and then he finally spoke.
“No.”
Almost immediately, he turned back to the
half-visible Leaguers and his notes.
“Absolutely not,” he added quietly, almost
as if she was gone and he was merely adding a note to his own records.
Selina took a deep breath and tried again.
“I’m going to have to be the one to fix
this—” she began as if the first exchange had never occurred.
“No,” he repeated.
“—Going into as many dimensions as it takes
to find the triggers and stop it,” she concluded, ignoring the interruption.
“No. Didn’t
you hear me, I said no,” he repeated, turning toward her again and replacing
the handheld device in his belt.
“As a matter of fact, I did hear you,” she
answered sweetly, “and what a novel and unexpected surprise the kneejerk
‘no’ turned out to be—from you! ‘No, grunt, absolutely not.’
Who’d have thought it. But
I wasn’t asking, Bruce, I’m—”
“Asking or not, there is no
way I’m going to let you—”
“Let me?” she interrupted. “Let?
Me? I thought we retired that one with the blue cape, but let’s
review, shall we: You don’t
‘let’ me do anything, Stud. I’m
not asking your permission or your blessing, I am telling you—”
“Absolutely—.”
“—that I’m—”
“—NOT!”
“—GOING!”
At that moment, the image of an alternate
reality Alfred entered the scene as he did every 43 minutes, and instinctively
Bruce and Selina suspended the argument with his arrival. The silence held for a beat until they each realized
what they had done, reacting to a mere chimera from another dimension.
It held a beat longer as confusion gave way to embarrassment. After
a moment, Selina resumed in calmer tones.
“I have to.
If I’m the heart of it—”
“If you’re the heart of it,” Bruce cut
in, calmer but just as insistent as before, “then sending you is like shoving
a match into a gas can to see if it’s empty.
First of all, we don’t know that going from one dimension to another is
the answer. And secondly, if that is the solution, then I’ll be the one to go. I’m more experienced with dimensional travel, I’ve dealt with things like this
before—”
“Bruce.
Don’t. Just don’t,
okay? It has to be me, you know that.”
“…”
He stared.
“…”
She stared.
Then, finally…
“I know no such thing,” he growled.
“You’re supposed to be the rational one,”
she pointed out with a brave attempt at a naughty grin.
“You go all emotional about this and make me be the rational one, while
reality is unraveling to start with, it’s all going to go completely
kerfluey and it’s all your fault.”
The last four words hung in the air as the
chimera of an alternate reality Batman called to the chimera of a goggled
Catwoman as she turned her back on the Leaguers and left the manor in disgust.
“I have to be the one to go,” Selina
repeated in the here and now.
“Jason put you up to this, didn’t
he?” Bruce finally responded.
Selina laughed. Despite the strain of the circumstances, she loved the way his
mind worked, and her grin became markedly less naughty and less forced at that
quintessential bit of Battitude.
“We’re short on time here,” she pointed out
seriously. “We needed a plan and
now we have one… I have to be the one to go.”
The alternate reality Hawkman picked his
severed wings off the floor and joined the procession of somber Leaguers heading
for the door. At the doorway, he
stopped as he never had before, and shivered…
˜˜Soon, He-Valkyrie.˜˜ the
mind-voice whispered. ˜˜Thou
will join me soon enough.˜˜
Then a large yellow shape stepped through
Hawkman as if he were nothing more than a projection, and Etrigan stood arm in
arm with Hella where the last of the Justice League had been.
Custom old and custom wise
Says the days before war are spent ‘tween ladies’ thighs.
Tis the way for men and for demons too,
Uncertainty and strife mean it’s time for a screw.
˜˜I am beholden to you, Sister.˜˜
Hella added—the mind voice dreamier and more fulfilled than it
sounded previously. ˜˜It
was good of thee to send Etrigan’s keeper to me in the kitchen.˜˜
Bruce glared at Selina with Batman’s rooftop
severity.
“You didn’t,” he graveled.
“Oh, don’t give me that,” she challenged
him. “You were ready to punch him
out; all I did was ask him to wait in the kitchen.”
”You really are the apocalypse,” Bruce noted, and Selina stuck out
her tongue at him.
“I’m inclined to agree,” a polished
British voice said dryly.
Everyone turned to see… the impossible:
Jason Blood standing in the doorway, glaring hatefully at Etrigan.
Etrigan returned the glare with equal hate.
And after a tense moment, Whiskers, Nutmeg, and a third cat nobody had
ever seen before trotted blithely into the room.

Selina had followed the new cat into the
drawing room, where it settled on a window seat and stared intently at the front
lawn.
For as often as she called Bruce a jackass, it
had been a very long time since she’d really considered him limited in his
thinking. But then, it had been
quite a long time since she’d been stymied by the obstinate and ridiculous
tunnel vision of a crimefighter.
As far as she was concerned, there were quite
enough mind-bending hypotheses already on the table to go asking for more:
strings vibrating, magic changing the way strings vibrated, alternate
dimension magic users going for the same string at the same time, shutting it
off, and sparking off a cosmic instability that leaked some kind of alternate
reality Poison Ivy into existence to sit at the head of the table in the Wayne
Manor dining room with her fucking foliage crawling all over Bruce—An eight year
old Bruce, who was quite simply the cutest miniature person to ever exist,
running through the room playing Sherlock Holmes—the Mindwipe Repertory
Theatre KREEing into the study every 43 minutes to perform their little
rendition of Six Superheroes in Search of a Conscience—And now, Jason
Blood and Etrigan were both in the room at the same time.
The last one didn’t seem like that a
big deal to Selina, not with an AU Green Lantern out on the lawn making an
energy platform to transport non-flying AU Justice Leaguers the hell off of
Wayne property. But Bruce wasn’t about to proceed with
anything until he got an explanation.
So they were at it again, theorizing:
Because of the cosmic instability, anything that exists was now at risk
of unexisting, including magic. The
bond between Jason and Etrigan was woven by Merlin’s magic, and something
nullified it, perhaps only for a moment, but once the bond was broken…
Jason suspected the something was connected to the seeing ritual, for it
was just after that when Etrigan went quiet.
Bruce said Jason was obsessing on the seeing ritual.
Etrigan was speculating in verse.
Hella was humming to herself in the mindvoice. None of the others
seemed aware of it, either because the testosterone was running that thick or,
more likely, because Hella only wanted to share her post-coital contentment with
“the sister.”
It was all too ridiculous as far as Selina was
concerned, and she had left them to their speculating and gone off on her own to
investigate the mystery cat. It was
a beautiful black ASH with stunning yellow eyes.
Because it had no solid form, Selina knew she couldn’t pick it up to
get a better look, so she had to crawl on the floor and contort.
She could see it had a collar—blue—and a nametag.
TSON was all that was visible, until the cat turned sharply in response
to some phantom sound from its own world that Selina could not hear.
With the turn, the full name became visible, and Selina couldn’t control
the sudden purr welling in her throat.
Watson.
The cat’s name was Watson.

Bruce Wayne was the only mortal on any plane of
existence who would lecture a demon of hell and a goddess of the
underworld. But he wanted both
Hella and Etrigan to understand—and to verbally confirm that they
understood—what using a speakerphone meant:
Lionel Leiverman would be able to hear anything said in the room. That meant he could speak, Selina could speak and
Jason Blood could speak; and that was it. No
rhyming verse from Etrigan, no thees and thous from Hella—and no mind voice
either, even though Leiverman probably wouldn’t hear it.
None of them needed that unnerving distraction on top of
everything else.
Jason had retreated to the point in the cave
farthest from Etrigan, which happened to be the Trophy Room.
There, standing before a display case with a whip of braided purple
leather, he sulked.
Catwoman.
He had never realized the depths of Selina’s
feline nature, the criminal cunning, the talent for mischief, the willful
resistance to being told what to do… maybe she really was a cat.
He recalled his earlier thought when Bruce put that reality before him:
reference the fact that she and Batman began as enemies, fighting each
other tooth and nail—or batarang and claw as the case may be, and she
wouldn’t blush or blink. So much
as hint at the nature of their present relationship, she’s liable to send you
into the kitchen for a hellish tête-à-tête with Etrigan’s old girlfriend.
Come Jason, self-pity,
Your favorite game,
All ends if the kitty
Can’t unlight the flame.
Come along then, you’re needed,
With bat, cat, and geek.
A truce is conceded
Til life ends or next week.
“Etrigan, the one bright spot in all this
calamity is that I may at last look you in the red beady eye and hear the sound
of my own voice telling you to your hideous saddlebag of a face to go fuck
yourself.”
A fine thought so far as the fucking,
But I’ve a she-devil ripe for the plucking.
I don’t go it alone; I’ve a female to bone.
To you, Jason, I leave the self-tucking.
Jason smirked.
“Tucking?
That’s pitiful,” he said, turned, and joined Bruce, Selina and Hella
in the main cave chamber.
..::Certainly alternate dimensions
exist,::.. Dr. Leiverman squawked over the speakerphone. ..::They must. For
the strings to move in all the ways they would need to in order to make up all
the different things we know exist, they must be able to pass through our three
physical dimensions (X Y and Z), a temporal one (T), and, at minimum, eleven others.
We can’t perceive these dimensions because of our point of view—much like, if you were standing across the street looking at a cable strung
between two telephone poles, it would look two-dimensional.
But if you were much closer, a gnat walking along its surface, then that
third dimension which was invisible to you as a human across the street would
not only be visible, it would seem impossibly vast.
By the same token, if you were just a little larger, an ant perhaps or a
spider, you would perceive that the cable is not a single wire but a
cluster of wires, dozens—each
with their own length, width, and height—all coiled into it.::..
“Fascinating, I’m sure, Doctor,” Jason
drawled. “But it doesn’t shed
any light on how one could, theoretically, travel into one of these dimensions
and return safely to ours.”
There was a long pause.
Then…
..::That is Mr. Blood speaking, yes?::..
“Yes,” Jason confirmed.
“Forgive me, Doctor; I am an old-fashioned sort. I am not entirely
familiar with the conventions of
‘conference calls.’”
..::Oh no, it’s not that. I just—Mr. Wayne is still there also, yes?::..
“Yes,” Bruce confirmed.
..::Well it’s just that—what little I
saw of you two gentlemen, you’re not going to like the answer to that
question… We’ve discussed this
a great deal in the think tanks, because transporting a human being into one of
those dimensions is the only way we can ever hope to prove the validity of
string theory. We’ve talked
and fought and theorized and wept over the question.
The way to do it is a kind of marriage between science and magic.::..
“WHAT?” Bruce and Jason asked in unison.
“Good night, sweet prince,” Selina said
under her breath.
Etrigan slapped his thigh and pointed
tauntingly at Jason.
..::You see, the sub-atomic can cross
dimensions very easily. It’s
possible to entangle two quantum particles so that they are connected regardless
of distance. Kind of like twins: if
one breaks an arm in Boston and the other feels it in L.A.
If you built two walkie-talkies embedded with entangled particles, gave
one to that Flash fellow and had him run with it until he approached the speed
of light where time dilates, keep going for a while so when he stops, one
walkie-talkie is older than the other. It
would exist in a different temporal reality.
In theory, you could talk on one an hour in the future and hear it on the
other in the present.::..
“Science and magic,” Bruce said, as if he
hadn’t heard a word spoken after that horrifying concept was suggested.
“Magic and science,” Jason repeated, just
as stupefied.
..::But science can’t build a person out
of entangled particles,::.. Dr. Leiverman continued, happily oblivious to
the revulsion his words had provoked. ..::These
rules, in our reality, apply only to quantum particles.
If there were some way that magic could be used to ‘change the rulebook,’
as it were, to allow for something as large as a human being to ‘dimension
hop’ like a quantum particle.::..
˜˜Nothing could be easier,˜˜ Hella
interjected mentally. ˜˜With
Etrigan and his cage, Iason-the-mortal-who-will-not-die, we are three.
With three, the magick this mortal fool thinks is so unattainable is as
simple as ρεяαģŏ ΣΨθζ. ˜˜
“Doctor, we’ll have to call you back,”
Bruce announced testily. He severed
the line with a fierce punch at the keypad and wheeled on Hella. “What did I say about that?” he demanded.
Hella drew herself up regally, glared at him
like a goddess, pointed to the floor of the cave, and declared, “Įŋŧęr
mvŋdį, Įŋŧęr vicŧį, abęǿ iųvęŋŧųs.
vęŋįǿ mųŋđųs ałįųs.
Įŋŧęr mųŋđį ałįį.”
The stone floor puckered at a small point about
4 inches across. The shades of
bluish gray, black, and white began to separate.
Then the solidity gave way, and what was once rock hard mineral seemed to
ooze like thick liquid. The patches
of color began to turn like a whirlpool, which gradually grew in size until it
formed an eddy two feet wide.
Bruce bristled as he stared at the whirlpool in
the middle of his floor. Typical magic user, he thought with a grunt. A
possibility presents itself and they jump in with both feet. No planning, no preparation, no analysis. No thought to
potential repercussions. Not a moment’s reflection that with the manor
apparently at the center of the cosmic instability, perhaps opening a magic
portal directly underneath it wasn’t the best course of action. But it
was too late to discuss that now, because one of them had taken it upon herself
to snap her fingers and start warping reality.
“Etrigan,” Hella said simply, ignoring the
waves of disapproval coming from Bruce. “Even
among demons, thou art considered powerful.”
Etrigan raised an eyebrow, turned to Bruce, and
shrugged. Then he stood over the
vortex, hands on his hips like he had no idea what to make of it.
He seemed to think a moment, then pronounced:
Gone, Gone, the Lady Meow
To exit thus from Here and Now.
Gone, Gone, from Now and Here
To rise in quite another sphere.
He turned his back on the vortex, offered
another feeble shrug, and returned to his seat next to Hella.
Jason looked at Selina.
“Are you sure?” he asked soberly.
“Of course not,” she said.
“But what choice do we have?”
“Very well,”
he said quietly. “Then
my… ‘contribution’ to this magical eddy the others created will take the
form of an Egyptian prayer from the ancient cult of Bast.
May the goddess stand between you and harm in all the dark places
where you must walk… Bruce, if you set up the Justice League transporter
over this vortex, set it to transport not to the Watchtower but back into the
cave itself, I believe it will accomplish… what we need it to.”

“You’re sure about this?” Batman said
while Catwoman pulled her hair through the back of the cat-cowl.
“The answer to that has not changed since the
first, second, or third time Jason asked, the time Hella asked me, or the dozen
or so times you’ve asked: No,
I’m not sure. Who could be
‘sure’ about doing something like this?
But what choice is there? It’s
the only idea we’ve got, and we don’t know how much time we have left to
waste it hoping we’ll think of something better.”
“I’m still not convinced that you’re the
one who should be doing this.”
“I know,” Selina responded flatly.
“But you have to admit that logically it makes the most sense.”
He paused, staring directly into her eyes.
“I don’t like it,” he noted.
“Neither do I,” she said.
“Much as I normally delight in doing things you don’t like…”
“Is that lump under your glove the
moonstone?” he asked.
“No, it’s the sapphire.”
Batman grunted.
“Time to go then.”
She nodded, stretched up as she had on a
hundred rooftops, and kissed him tenderly. Then she stepped quickly into the
transporter. As soon as she stepped
through the threshold, the air seemed different, the charged tickle of ozone
mixed with a woody smoky scent, sweet citrus, and burnt sap.
“What’s that smell?” she asked before
Batman had time reach the controls.
“Look down,” Batman said, his voice thick
with disgust. “Jason made another
run to his apartment for those while you were getting into costume.”
On the floor, Selina saw three small
oil-burners, each consisting of three cats supporting a dish of scented oil
heating over a burning tea light. One
trio of cats was white, one black, and one gold.
“If we make it through this,” Catwoman
noted in her usual tone of flirtatious amusement, “I’ll have to have a
looong talk with that man.”
Batman’s lip twitched.
“We’ll make it,” he said flatly. “And
I’ll hold you to that. Those cats
are your ‘quantum connection’ to this dimension.
They shouldn’t be visible to anyone else in the worlds you cross into,
but they’ll be visible to you. Step back into the center, and I’ll be able
to pull you back.”
“Okay then,” she nodded, and then waited.
When nothing happened she said, “No Casablanca shit, okay, just do
it.”
There was a sudden whoosh and a whirl of
lights, intense white, bright pinks and yellows seemed to suck Batman and the
cave into its center, then there was just the vortex of colors, yellows gave way
to greens and blues and finally purples. Then
the eye of the vortex opened and another cave was visible. It expanded quickly
outward and in a heartbeat, the last of the colors had dissipated.
“Okay,” Catwoman said softly. The first thing she noticed was cavechill—her catsuit was—eek—quite abbreviated. A
halter—a very deeply cut halter—and backless.
The mask was still in place, the boots still clung above her knee but her
clawed gloves were gone. Her
stomach lurched as she looked at her hand and saw the sapphire ring was missing
as well and—and—instead, on both wrists, she wore these thick,
diamond-studded cuffs.
“Nutmeg, I don’t think we’re in Gotham
anymore,” she whispered.
WHOooo
“Fun. New
noise,” she noted looking towards the sound—and jumped! In the spot where Bruce’s favorite stalactite used to be, a
stalagmite rose from the floor. Sitting
on top of it was a large, brown, fat, flat-headed, yellow-eyed and not
especially friendly-looking owl.

To be continued…
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