Ask Catwoman - Catman has a question about leopards

<body bgcolor="#000000" text="#FFFFFF" link="#B164FF" vlink="#B164FF" alink="#B164FF"> <p>Selina Kyle answers reader questions.</p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" size="2"><i> <img border="0" src="q.jpg" align="left" width="60" height="60"><br> </i></font><i><font face="Arial"> Dear Selina, Africa is the greatest! Hear you're…um. Well, I’m sorry for the time I tried to kill you, nine lives and bygones and all that! Anyway, Cheshire up and left in a hurry.  Do you think you might leopard-sit until I get back to the States?  His name is Baby- I know, don’t ask. Again, sorry about the death threats. Yours Meowfully, Tom  P.S. Did you know Batman sent a thank-you note after that caper? He’s stranger than he looks.</font></i></tt></p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" color="#CC99FF"><img border="0" src="a.jpg" align="left" width="60" height="60"><br> Tom,</font></tt></p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" color="#CC99FF">Some bizarre quirk of the internet may have corrupted your recent e-mail. It contains a number of words which simply don’t make sense when grouped together in the way they are on the page. If I understand you correctly and you are, in fact, in possession of an actual leopard, I enclose contact information for my Head Keeper at the Catitat. While the preserve is quite full, there is always room for another leopard.</font></tt></p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" color="#CC99FF">Should you have meant anything other than the above, pray for death.</font></tt></p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" color="#CC99FF">Ciaomeow,</font></tt></p> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" color="#CC99FF">Selina</font></tt></p> <p> </p> <hr width="40%" color="#CC99FF"> <p align="left"><tt><font face="Arial" size="2"><i><a href="ask_menu.htm">Back to Questions</a></i></font></tt></p> <table border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="CT_Main.htm">Cat-Tales</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="spinoffs.htm">Spinoffs</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="https://fanart.catwoman-cattales.com/">Catwoman Art Gallery</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"> </td> <td align="center" width="14%"> </td> <td align="center" width="14%"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="../about.htm">About</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="../contact.htm">Contact Us</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="../privacy.htm">Privacy Policy</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="../disclaimer.htm">Disclaimer</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="../sitemap.htm">Sitemap</a></font></td> <td align="center" width="14%"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <a href="help1.htm">Help</a></font></td> </tr> </table> </html>